Funny Notepad Tricks

Here are some really funny notepad tricks.

Convey your friend a message and shut down his/ her computer with this notepad trick.
@echo off
msg * I don’t like you
shutdown -c "Hahahah You are Doomed” -s
 
Frustrate your friend by making their keyboard hit Enter simultaneously whenever they press a key with this notepad trick :
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)”
loop

Notepad Trick to Open DVD Drive
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7?)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
 

Matrix Falling Code Effect – Notepad CMD (.BAT) Tricks
@echo off
color 02
:tricks
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
goto tricks

Open Notepad, slowly type anythingand freak your friends out:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell”)
WshShell.Run "notepad”
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ” th”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank”
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Open Notepad continuously in your friend’s computer:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Notepad Trick – BUSH HID THE FACTS

Open notepad.
Type BUSH HID THE FACTS
Save that file.
Close it
Open It Again See…

 World Trade Center Notepad Trick
Open your Notepad
Type the flight number Q33N
Increase the Font Size to 72
Change the Font to Wingdings
 
Notepad Trick to Format Hard disk

Open Notepad and type:
a) Code : 01001011000111110010010101010101010000011111100000
b) Save As it as  anything.EXE
c) Run it. Beware that the entire HDD will be erased